The Vision is tiny. It doesn’t even have a bedroom. Not even a single bathroom.

That is an "its technically a jet" jet, not a jet that anyone would picture in their mind if you told them "I own a private jet".

I think if you take a selfie with your phone at just the right angle and don't show your forked tail, you might pull it off. It's a tried and true internet technique.

You can easily do that at airshows as well.