What's changed more over time -- "things" or your perception of them?

Somehow I feel that a more accurate title would have been, "Fail to meet agreed terms, screw yourself".

Well, he's restating something posted on something called TSA News Blog, which was just repeating something mentioned by Jonathan Turley, who was reporting this little factoid courtesy of Infowars, so yeah, I'd say it's completely credible all around.

What pun?

I think he means "enjoy the benefits of acid" as in LSD. Not much of a pun.

I think you should heed your own (quite excellent) advice. In this case the real issue is how to best structure code for readability, maintainability, and fewer errors. Things like naming conventions and module structure are the details by which we accomplish these higher goals. Don't get too hung up on doing things one way or the other -- focus on what you're trying to achieve.